I just wanted to share one of my favorite George Carlin-isms from one of his shows in the 70s:

"The temperature is 38 degrees at the airport... which is stupid, because I don't know anyone who lives at the airport.

"Tonight's forecast-- dark. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to widely scattered light in the morning."

I hope you enjoyed laughing with me. Come, my friend... let us retire to the study with our snifters of brandy and reminisce about our old prep school days as we recline by a crackling fire. Mmmmm, what a good life it is. Oh yes.