I experience a surge of joy when I think about the prospect of a new Indiana Jones movie. I know they are making one, and that makes me happy. Those movies are just awesome... they are what movies are all about. If any one of the 3 movies are on TV, I can't NOT watch it. Especially if it's Last Crusade, because that one, as the Germans (not Nazis though) would say, "rocken die Hause." I love, love, love Sean Connery in that part. I know Connery has done some great things and played some tremendous roles in his career, but for me, his best work will always be as Indy's Dad. He and Harrison Ford had such perfect chemistry, and nothing was better than whenever he would call out Indy for something with that Connery-esque, "Junior!" So adorable.

Anyway! Big news today: Shia LaBeouf is going to be in the next movie. They haven't said what part he's going to play, but I think my vote would be for him to be Indiana Jones' long-lost son from Marian. That was his best broad. Marian. So in my book, that's the one coupling that could have resulted in a kid. Well, whatever. I don't care how they introduce this mystery character because I trust in the story and refuse to believe anyone would fuck it up. I'm staying positive here.

Up until two days ago I couldn't pronounce Shia LaBeouf. I was saying, "She-a Le Boof." Apparently it's more like, " Shya Le BUFF." I think. I don't really know, for sure. It's an intriguing name. Almost as intriguing as Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee, but not quite.