Don't say he's cute: he's an asshole. (We spoil him, he has a total of 3 beds in this house, he has special dog food, he gets to go out in a yard whenever he wants, he gets to lick cake frosting off of plates at birthdays and STILL this diabolical fuckface shits in the house. If you want to read more, see the following post...)
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That is one long tongue. Malcome must have made all the girl dogs happy in his hay day.
Joe, I don't know if you are familiar with my tales of the other really, ummm, pronounced, appendage Malcolm has. If a book was going to be written about him, it might be titled: The Dog They Called Lipstick.
(Someone remind me why I have this insane dog!)
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