A conversation between me and myself:

ME: "Hey, you want to go check out that movie; that one about the sisters and the traveling pants?"

MYSELF: "Yeah, isn't that the one about the young whores or something, always takin' their pants off and stuff?"

Well, look. In my defense for this stupid post, please understand that I am forced to be at my job today even though I don't have a thing to do-- nothing! And it's my birfday and all. This is so lame. In fact, today is very funny for some reason. I am in a giddy mood with no outlet except this here blog.

Me and Trish made up a bitchin' Prometheus joke at lunch today. It's not everyday you can make up a bitchin' Prometheus joke. "Hey, come on... I am extremely uncomfortable getting my liver torn out, come on now!" If you're not Trish this doesn't make much sense, because it's totally in the delivery.

Someone get me a tall "cool one", stat. I am hungry for drunk! I'd suck down a tub of Parkay if I thought it would get me high.